I Am Tired

We have to do something about this. Do we need to wait until everyone is just as fed up as I am? We need to take this injustice. Why do these organisations milk the public without providing a service? Why are they attempting tor increase the cost of electricity instead of making it more accessible?

Back And Proud. Just Kidding, Hella Meek

The longer I took between posts, the more of a failure I thought I was. I said to myself “you are not even great at writing!”, “That piece is not good enough!” “Those photos aren’t as good as the last one!” “Just trash this idea”

One Pan Chicken and Rice

The entire oven went up in flames, with my hand still on the dial and my face bent towards the oven.
The first thing I did was check if my eyebrows and edges were still in place! Call me vain, but I did not notice that all the hair on my right arm was completely singed.

Fantastic Bread Rolls

“What’s the worst that can happen”, I thought to myself as I went to buy some vitaminn C from the pharmacy.

Failed Dinner Rolls

Try again and shine again (another failed attempt at sounding like a motivational speaker). Don’t try again if it involves leaving your house and putting yourself and those you love at risk.

F is for Leche Frita. (Fried Milk)

Even for shallow frying or saute. Now, if one tries to do that with milk, most of the oil and milk will actually explosively fly out of the pan. Oil heated to 150C or more will convert the water in milk droplets into steam instantly, which will expand at a rapid rate – and the result will be a dangerous disaster.

Time To Get Tipsy! Beef X GuinnessⓇ Stew

“GuinnessⓇ: The drink of football lovers thanks to intensive World Cup advertising

Not Gulder: The drink of cultists and armed robbers in nollywood films.”



Chilli Chill Gone Rogue

In my secondary school, we used to have this weird bean stew with meat in it. Now, before you imagine that I went to some Four Points by Sheraton type of school, stop it. Don’t get your hopes up. I schooled in Barkin Ladi, Plateau state. So, it was much easier for them to get fresh produce and…

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🎁Alternative Gifts for your significant other.

Adulthood is hard. The bills keep getting higher and higher, and the responsibilities keep getting more and more. I find myself looking for where to return this adulthood that they sold to me because I don’t want to do again. There is impossible pressure from everywhere and everyone, at work, at home, from your friends,…

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When Do We Draw The Line?

Hi, guys! It’s been ages, hasn’t it? I’m so sorry for leaving you guys out there in the cold. But, I’m back *insert dazzling lights and awesome background music*. And what is better than a comeback? An awesome comeback. Yes! I have an issue I would like us to discuss. This is child violence. Where…

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Giveaway Winners

Good Friday on this Good Friday! Isn’t it amazing that it’s a good Friday on this Good Friday? What a good Friday! 😂 Sorry for the dry joke. Anyway, I am psyched becase today is the day I announce the giveaway winners. Can I be cheesy, and say that ,everyone is a winner, but only…

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